"Guys. Chris's blog is the stuff of legends. If you’re ever looking for a good read, check this out!"
- Amelia Whitlock
C. Randall Nicholson (My Pretentious Author Name)
Here is where I occasionally rant about life, the universe, and/or everything. I'm a white cisgender male and a Mormon, so you can hate me without guilt, but I'm also autistic, so you can't. Unless you're an anti-vaxxer, in which case the feeling is mutual. Please don't make sweeping assumptions about my views based on one or two posts (hint: the Democrat and Republican parties can both go to hell), and don't assume I'm angry just because I'm passionate about things and try to use hyperbole for comedic effect. Also, if you disagree with something I write, try expressing your point of view in a comment instead of getting offended and never reading my blog again.