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<channel><title><![CDATA[C. Randall Nicholson - Blog]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog]]></link><description><![CDATA[Blog]]></description><pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2026 02:24:54 -0600</pubDate><generator>Weebly</generator><item><title><![CDATA[Paradise with Mary]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/paradise-with-mary]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/paradise-with-mary#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2026 01:42:23 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Mary]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/paradise-with-mary</guid><description><![CDATA[Mary frequently doesn't respond to my texts for days or weeks. I keep at it, and then one day she responds immediately. Then once in a while, I get her to call me, and we talk for two to seven hours. Last weekend, after a couple of unresponsive weeks, she became rather chatty, albeit with rather random responses.                On Sunday evening, we talked on the phone and watched the second episode of a show called Paradise that she's obsessed with. The last time we talked on the phone, she ask [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">Mary frequently doesn't respond to my texts for days or weeks. I keep at it, and then one day she responds immediately. Then once in a while, I get her to call me, and we talk for two to seven hours. Last weekend, after a couple of unresponsive weeks, she became rather chatty, albeit with rather random responses.</div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/published/screenshot-20260419-105142.png?1776650688" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/editor/screenshot-20260419-105100.png?1776650742" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">On Sunday evening, we talked on the phone and watched the second episode of a show called Paradise that she's obsessed with. The last time we talked on the phone, she asked me to watch the first episode with her, and I said I wanted to watch all the episodes with her as a clever way of getting her to talk to me more often. She said maybe I wasn't really tricking her because that's what she wanted. So there were only two weeks between these phone calls, which is a record.<br /><br />This time, I was high. I've texted people I trust while I was high, including Mary, but I've never talked on the phone. Mary's voice sounded softer than ever and like it was right inside my ear. Most of the episode proceeded uneventfully, but there was a part where a woman picked up a carton of ice cream at the store and asked her son, "Horse?" and he said, "Horse." I understood this to mean that the ice cream was horse-flavored, and I didn't question that. It's kind of a weird show. In the next shot, her son was riding the coin-operated horse ride outside the store. I laughed my ass off as I explained my misunderstanding to Mary, and she laughed at my laughter and asked why I don't laugh more often. I should have told her she needs to be funnier.<br /><br />Then there was a part where a woman, I think the same one, told some guy that it was sexy when he did what she wanted. I boldly asked Mary if that was true and said that I could do what she wanted. She laughed. When the episode ended, I said it again and told her I needed to say it now before I got my inhibitions back. She said that because I probably wouldn't remember that conversation, she would be blunt, and of course I didn't like the sound of that, but all she said was that it was obvious (i.e. that I wanted to do what she wanted). "Within reason," she added before I got a chance.<br /><br />"I trust you," I said, and that was so true. I've told her before that if I could, I would give her my soul and feel perfectly safe.<br /><br />I kept her talking while she needed to go to bed, and she said she was going to do a Sudoku before bed and that made her a nerd and also a hypocrite for calling me and her sisters nerds. I said she needed to tell me what words I was allowed to call her so I didn't get in trouble. She said I can call her whatever words she calls me.<br /><br />I said, "I like that you set the rules, and I have to obey them."<br /><br />She said, "I know you do."<br /><br />Perhaps this experience is just weird to anyone else, but it was beautiful and titillating and thrilling to me, and this is my blog, so of course I'm going to write about my life, not everyone else's. I used to be scared that she would feel misled about our friendship if I told her I loved her, and now I routinely test her boundaries and kiss her ass, and she doesn't hate it. I guess I'll keep at it until she gets a boyfriend or tells me to get lost, but I don't anticipate either of those things happening.<br /><br />She hasn't responded to me about watching Paradise together this evening, though, so DuckTales alone it is.<br /></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Slightly Delayed Post for 4/12/26]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/slightly-delayed-post-for-41226]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/slightly-delayed-post-for-41226#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 12 Apr 2026 06:00:00 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Race Issues]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/slightly-delayed-post-for-41226</guid><description><![CDATA[This week, a $40/hour creative writing project was available to me on the AI training platform that's my sole source of income, and I missed it to go to a city council meeting that I could have watched online. I regret that. I was there to express my opposition to the ICE detention center, but I didn't even make a comment because I didn't bother to figure out how city council meetings work and sign up to make a comment beforehand. That's life, if you define life as me making unnecessary mistakes [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">This week, a $40/hour creative writing project was available to me on the AI training platform that's my sole source of income, and I missed it to go to a city council meeting that I could have watched online. I regret that. I was there to express my opposition to the ICE detention center, but I didn't even make a comment because I didn't bother to figure out how city council meetings work and sign up to make a comment beforehand. That's life, if you define life as me making unnecessary mistakes. Anyway, the city council already opposes the ICE detention center, so this was more about encouraging it not to back down. At least eight people expressed that sentiment.<br /><br />A fat redneck stereotype expressed a different sentiment. He started off sarcastically thanking the council for cutting off water to the warehouse even though ICE agents can shower at home and bring bottled water, and then he went on an unhinged rant about four "illegals" who committed violent crimes in places that aren't Utah, which somehow bothered him even though he obviously voted for a serial rapist who was best friends with a child sex trafficker. I swear to God, one of the Hispanic council members left the room during his rant. I was gratified when a math teacher diverted from her prepared comment to explain to him (and any other high school dropouts who might have been in the room) how percentages work. After the meeting, I flipped him off because punching him in his dumbass racist teeth was illegal. (Yes, he could have flattened me alone, but I wasn't alone.0 Then my keys, loosened from emptying my pockets for the security check before the meeting, fell out. And he said, "You dropped your keys, bud." So that was humiliating. Now I've increased my credibility by sharing this humiliating anecdote instead of casting myself as the triumphant hero of the situation.<br /><br />On Saturday, I attended the Salt Lake County Democratic convention as a delegate, which is something that I've never been interested in doing but did anyway because fighting fascism can't be fun and games all the time. I had friends there, and I picked up a decent amount of free food and candy, so those two things salvaged the event from being as boring as General Conference. I went to a dance protest at the ICE detention center afterward because fighting fascism is fun and games sometimes. Something like eighteen cops were there to flush our tax dollars down the toilet. They sat in their darkened vans and watched us for two hours, and then, as soon as the guy with the speakers left, they pulled him over and cited him for an expired registration, disorderly conduct, and being too loud for this neighborhood of empty warehouses. It's all very obviously a bullshit attempt to intimidate us, squelch our First Amendment rights, and protect the fascist secret police, and of course we're not putting up with it. Also, we just found out that the city considers drawing with chalk on the sidewalk a Class B misdemeanor. I have no words.<br /><br />Hungary just ousted its far-right authoritarian president,&nbsp;Viktor&nbsp;Orb&aacute;n, who pleasantly surprised me by not rigging the election or refusing to concede. His successor,&nbsp;P&eacute;ter Magyar, is center-right, which would make him a Democrat in the US. His party, Tisza, also won a supermajority in parliament that will help him reverse the damage to democracy caused by his predecessor.&nbsp;<span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">Orb&aacute;n has spent his sixteen years in office patiently dismantling the checks on his power. Trump openly admires him and has been trying to speedrun the same strategy, with less success. Trump sent JD Vance to campaign for him recently, having somehow failed to notice that nobody in the world like JD Vance. Also, like Trump,&nbsp;Orb&aacute;n is an ally of Putin who's blocked aid to Ukraine and caused turmoil throughout Europe. This is a great day for a lot of people and a bad day for some very bad people.&nbsp;Orb&aacute;n is a very bad person - but again, he did concede the election on the same night. Trump still hasn't conceded the election from over five years ago. Trump is a worse person, and I'm just grateful he has a lot less time (both in office and on this Earth).</span></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[Why is the LDS Church Silent on Immigration Abuses? (And it Also Covers up Sex Abuse)]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/why-is-the-lds-church-silent-on-immigration-abuses-and-it-also-covers-up-sex-abuse]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/why-is-the-lds-church-silent-on-immigration-abuses-and-it-also-covers-up-sex-abuse#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Sun, 05 Apr 2026 23:17:08 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Drugs]]></category><category><![CDATA[Easter]]></category><category><![CDATA[Feminism]]></category><category><![CDATA[LDS General Conference]]></category><category><![CDATA[LGBTQ+ Issues]]></category><category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category><category><![CDATA[Race Issues]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/why-is-the-lds-church-silent-on-immigration-abuses-and-it-also-covers-up-sex-abuse</guid><description><![CDATA[This is an op-ed I recently sent to the Salt Lake Tribune, which I'm publishing here and now because, predictably enough, they didn't.  &nbsp;In January 2025, in response to the re-election of the most xenophobic American president in a century, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issued another brief, unsigned statement reiterating its nuanced stance on immigration. &ldquo;We follow Jesus Christ by loving our neighbors,&rdquo; it said. &ldquo;The Savior taught that the meaning of &l [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">This is an op-ed I recently sent to the <em>Salt Lake Tribune</em>, which I'm publishing here and now because, predictably enough, they didn't.</div>  <blockquote style="text-align:justify;">&nbsp;In January 2025, in response to the re-election of the most xenophobic American president in a century, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints issued <a href="https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/article/church-reaffirms-immigration-principles-love-law-family-unity">another brief, unsigned statement</a> reiterating its nuanced stance on immigration. &ldquo;We follow Jesus Christ by loving our neighbors,&rdquo; it said. &ldquo;The Savior taught that the meaning of &lsquo;neighbor&rsquo; includes all of God&rsquo;s children.&rdquo;<br /><br />This statement and similar ones that came before obviously weren&rsquo;t enough, because many of the church&rsquo;s American members feel no cognitive dissonance about cheering for the government&rsquo;s wanton cruelty against marginalized people, then going to sacrament meeting to worship <a href="https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/scriptures/nt/matt/25?lang=eng">a man who said</a>, &ldquo;Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one of the least of these my brethren, ye have done it unto me.&rdquo;<br /><br />I can already hear those members retorting, &ldquo;We believe in obeying the law.&rdquo; With that glib statement, they intentionally disregard all nuance and basic human empathy, and their pioneer ancestors who told the government to pound sand while they broke the law for decades to practice polygamy must be rolling in their graves. I could say something about their church more recently <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2023/02/21/lds-church-investment-firm-agree/">breaking the law for decades</a> to hide the size of its stock portfolio from the government and the public, too.<br /><br />Furthermore, these members refuse to accept the obvious reality that <em>the government itself</em> is not obeying the law. Not even its own unjust law, and certainly not what Mormons ostensibly believe to be God&rsquo;s law.<br /><br />The LDS Church is obviously concerned about this administration&rsquo;s human rights abuses &ndash; it didn&rsquo;t issue that immigration statement for no reason &ndash; so why has it chosen to remain silent as they escalate? Why won&rsquo;t it condemn ICE&rsquo;s brutal, lawless behavior in no uncertain terms? Why won&rsquo;t it speak out against <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/2026/03/12/ice-buys-salt-lake-city-warehouse/">the concentration camp being set up in its backyard</a> with <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2026/03/19/utah-officials-were-not-told-ice/">our Mormon governor&rsquo;s support</a>? Why won&rsquo;t it clarify &ndash; since this somehow isn&rsquo;t obvious enough &ndash; that members cannot simultaneously love God and support <a href="https://abcnews.com/US/border-patrol-commander-admitted-lied-tear-gas-incident/story?id=127283392">people who tear-gas children</a>?<br /><br />The church&rsquo;s consistent silence on other authoritarian regimes throughout the world is understandable, albeit not particularly admirable. But on its home turf in the United States, it still enjoys special privileges simply for being a church. While maintaining <a href="https://newsroom.churchofjesuschrist.org/official-statement/political-neutrality">a general stance of political neutrality</a>, &ldquo;it reserves the right to address issues it believes have significant moral consequences.&rdquo; In recent memory, though, it&rsquo;s mostly exercised this right to impose its current teachings about gender and sexuality on people who don&rsquo;t believe in them.<br /><br />And what of the recently anointed prophet, Dallin H. Oaks? I could almost be convinced that <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2025/09/29/dallin-oaks-likely-succeed-russell/">this former lawyer and Supreme Court justice</a> was raised up by the Lord for this time, when the Constitution is undeniably hanging by a thread. He&rsquo;s <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2021/06/20/us-perilous-moment-legal/">been vocal</a> about the importance of &ldquo;our divinely inspired Constitution.&rdquo;<br /><br />Oaks obviously has a certain political leaning, but he&rsquo;s no Ezra Taft Benson. He&rsquo;s more nuanced than he gets credit for. <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2017/03/30/mormon-leader-dallin-oaks-points-to-aggressive-trump-climate-change-as-big-worries/">In 2017</a>, he acknowledged the reality of climate change and lamented &ldquo;the politics of conflict and the uncertainties sponsored by the aggressive new presidential administration.&rdquo; (That was Trump.) <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2020/10/27/black-lives-matter-lds/">In 2020</a>, he said that &ldquo;Black lives matter&rdquo; is an &ldquo;eternal truth that all reasonable people should support.&rdquo; I used to love <a href="https://www.churchofjesuschrist.org/study/ensign/1987/02/criticism?lang=eng">this quote of his</a>: &ldquo;I find some wisdom in liberalism, some wisdom in conservatism, and much truth in intellectualism &ndash; but I find no salvation in any of them.&rdquo;<br /><br />Yes, I vehemently disagree with many opinions Oaks has expressed &ndash; you can guess which ones &ndash; but I thought his refusal to back down on them in the face of widespread disapproval at least showed a degree of courage and integrity. Given his past demonstrations of nuance, I had hope that as the prophet, he would use the same courage and integrity to defend democracy and human rights. I&rsquo;ve been disappointed.<br /><br />If I had to guess, I&rsquo;d say the LDS Church has taken the wrong lesson from the backlash of many American members against its &ldquo;woke&rdquo; positions in 2020-1 &ndash; <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2020/06/01/racists-need-repent-says/">racism bad</a>, <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2020/07/10/wear-masks-latter-day/">masks good</a>, and <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2021/01/06/reaction-capitol-assault/">Oaks&rsquo; own reminder</a> that &ldquo;we peacefully accept the results of elections.&rdquo; I saw some members on Facebook tearing up their temple recommends after the prophet <a href="https://www.sltrib.com/religion/2021/01/19/president-russell-nelson/">asked them to get vaccinated</a>, which implies that they stopped paying tithing&hellip; but that&rsquo;s just speculation on my part.<br /><br />Somehow, without millions of followers, hundreds of billions of dollars, my own law firm, lobbyists, or government contacts, <em>I&rsquo;ve</em> managed to find the courage to speak out unequivocally against fascism because once upon a time, I was taught, &ldquo;Do what is right, let the consequence follow.&rdquo;<br /><br />I still believe that. I&rsquo;m not sure if the people who taught me ever did.</blockquote>  <div class="paragraph">&#8203;<span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">Around that same time, in one of my Signal chats, I also suggested protesting the church's silence at General Conference. I hoped someone more experienced would run with the idea so I didn't have to do the work, but I was willing to do the work if I had to. It got some interest, but not enough to encourage me to persist after someone brushed it aside to talk about the NIck Shirley protest at the Draper aquarium instead. I kid you not, a couple of weeks later, the same guy suggested the same idea. I'm not mad. Whatever it takes is fine by me. Then some women took over the planning, made it into a protest against the church's sex abuse cover-ups, and said that the men were welcome to participate but the focus needed to remain on them. I felt that this topic would be less timely and effective than one tied into the current national political situation, but of course I still supported it. I encouraged everyone to keep it respectful, not because the church deserves respect but because triggering its members' persecution complex would be counterproductive. We were all on board with that. The other guy still backed out after he became too concerned about alienating his Mormon parents. I didn't worry about that because my Mormon parents alienated me years ago.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">By most measures, frankly, the protest was a flop. We ran out of time to make signs beforehand. Some people showed up to the rendezvous point late, so the Mormons attending conference were inside by the time we reached Temple Square. We just walked up to the Capitol in Handmaid's Tale robes with no signs. It wasn't originally part of the plan for me to wear one, but we had an extra after a woman had to back out, and walking to the Capitol in it was much less embarrassing than walking to the rendezvous point in a suit on conference day and making people think I was Mormon. Waiting for the bathroom in the gift shop was a little weird, but I survived. So anyway, I don't think we accomplished much, but people took notice of us and I had a great time with my friends, and that's important too.</span></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/img-20260405-173105_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">I also made a new friend while i was waiting at the rendezvous point for the late people. Some nice random woman sat by me, complimented my suit, chatted about her life, and showed me things from her backpack - a very interesting poem, her favorite book (which used to be an overdue library book), and two pictures (one on each side of the paper) that she let me keep. I love people like her who are kind and intelligent but just don't understand that it's weird to discuss random things with strangers. She may have been homeless, but she said her boyfriend designed video games, so hopefully that keeps them afloat, unless she made that up, which she might have because I couldn't find the game she told me about - Ring Quest, a game about a cat who's searching for a wedding ring and knows that he's in a video game. I couldn't find her zine, "Jewish Cocaine," either, but that might plausibly just not be on the internet. Bummer. At least I have these cool pictures.</span></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/img-20260405-173409483_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/img-20260405-173415343_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">Oh yes, and after our protest, a woman with no shoes approached us in the parking lot, sobbing, breathing hard, and telling us that she'd been framed for murder and every cop in the city was looking for her. She wanted to go to her uncle's house so he could say she'd been there the whole time. We took her to the general area she said her uncle lived in so she could go sleep off whatever she was on. So once again, this was a very worthwhile experience.<br /><br />Oh yes, I suppose today is Easter. Naturally, after another protest today against the Supreme Court legalizing verbal conversion "therapy" because First Amendment rights somehow trump professional standards of conduct, I'll celebrate in my usual manner by getting high at home by myself. Respectfully, THC has blessed my life more than Jesus ever did.</div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[An ICE Piñata and Utah's Republican Legislature Get What They Deserve]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/an-ice-pinata-and-utahs-republican-legislature-get-what-they-deserve]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/an-ice-pinata-and-utahs-republican-legislature-get-what-they-deserve#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:59:24 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/an-ice-pinata-and-utahs-republican-legislature-get-what-they-deserve</guid><description><![CDATA[I had a marvelous time at the No Kings protest yesterday, of course, but not as marvelous as this evening at Liberty Park, where I gathered with friends and acquaintances to celebrate someone's birthday by destroying a pi&ntilde;ata shaped like an ICE agent.         This was near the drum circle, an amazing weekly celebration I just found out about where people drum in a circle. The park is huge, the crowd is huge, and it gives off the "cool multicultural city" vibe that my previous hometowns ne [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">I had a marvelous time at the No Kings protest yesterday, of course, but not as marvelous as this evening at Liberty Park, where I gathered with friends and acquaintances to celebrate someone's birthday by destroying a pi<span style="color:rgb(232, 232, 232)">&ntilde;ata shaped like an ICE agent.</span></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0;margin-right:0;text-align:center"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/img-20260329-172902389-hdr_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph">This was near the drum circle, an amazing weekly celebration I just found out about where people drum in a circle. The park is huge, the crowd is huge, and it gives off the "cool multicultural city" vibe that my previous hometowns never have. I'm sure half the people there were on drugs, and I intend to be on drugs there too at some point, though I'm taking a break from that stuff for a few weeks so I don't fry my brain. Anyway, several people noticed what we were doing and loved it. They laughed, they cheered, they took pictures, they got in line to take swings at it. I didn't get to swing because I let everyone go ahead of me because I loved seeing them have fun. There was enough stuff inside for everyone, and without being greedy, I scored a granola bar, a papaya, a few Hi-Chews, an "Abolish ICE" pin, and a Ruth Bader Ginsberg T-shirt. I love how this turned into a community event. I love how complete strangers had their day brightened. This picture doesn't even show all the people who were there.<br /></div>  <div><div class="wsite-image wsite-image-border-none " style="padding-top:10px;padding-bottom:10px;margin-left:0px;margin-right:10px;text-align:right"> <a> <img src="https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/uploads/4/9/4/8/49486603/signal-2026-03-29-19-37-04-054_orig.jpg" alt="Picture" style="width:auto;max-width:100%" /> </a> <div style="display:block;font-size:90%"></div> </div></div>  <div class="paragraph"><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">I had such a great time that I completely forgot about getting raped when I did my taxes this morning because I have a contract job. It was also an uplifting reminder that as much as things suck right now, the United States is not a full totalitarian state&nbsp;</span><em style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">yet</em><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">. That's not for lack of trying, of course, and it's not to deny that things suck. ICE agents are terrorizing communities and violating people's constitutional rights with near impunity. Still, nobody arrested us for laughing as we beat an effigy of one to death. The orange taint would love to have people thrown in prison for things like that, but he can't, just like he couldn't cancel Jimmy Kimmel for mocking him, execute Democratic senators for reminding the military not to obey illegal orders, or rig all the elections since 2024 where his party has gotten curb-stomped, including just a few days ago in his own home district in Florida. He acts as if he already has unlimited power, and he does a lot of damage and gets away with a hell of a lot more than he should, but the checks and balances are still holding him back and making him look stupid. So don't lose hope, and don't freak out about him canceling the midterms. He can't do that.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">Speaking of Republicans cheating because that's the only way they can maintain power, their embarrassing campaign to repeal Utah's anti-gerrymandering law failed again this week. This law was passed by voters in 2018 through Utah's referendum process, and it would have forced the legislature to draw fair maps so that Salt Lake City's substantial Democrat population wasn't split across four districts, but the legislature refused to do that, and eventually a judge approved a map for them, and they complained that the judge wasn't allowed to do that, and the judge said she wouldn't have had to do that if they'd done it like they were supposed to, and the Utah Supreme Court upheld that, so the legislature used our tax dollars to hire people from out of state to gather signatures for a referendum to let voters decide whether to repeal the legislation they already voted for. There have been many documented instances of signature gatherers lying about what the referendum was for. There have been many documented instances of people discovering that someone else had signed their names to it. This referendum met the threshold of enough signatures in enough districts to put their Prop 4 repeal on the ballot, but this week, enough people had their signatures removed that it doesn't anymore. The best part is that a few years ago, the legislature made the referendum process more difficult.</span></div>]]></content:encoded></item><item><title><![CDATA[I Did Some More Protesting This Week and Got in a KSL Article]]></title><link><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/i-did-some-more-protesting-this-week-and-got-in-a-ksl-article]]></link><comments><![CDATA[https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/i-did-some-more-protesting-this-week-and-got-in-a-ksl-article#comments]]></comments><pubDate>Mon, 23 Mar 2026 01:30:22 GMT</pubDate><category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">https://www.christopherrandallnicholson.com/blog/i-did-some-more-protesting-this-week-and-got-in-a-ksl-article</guid><description><![CDATA[On Tuesday, I protested at the governor's mansion against the warehouse that ICE just purchased behind the state's back. KSL interviewed me, and I even got first mention in the article, but I'm not crazy about how I was quoted.  I don't think it's likely to sway the governor, but we at least have to try," said Christopher Nicholson, one of around 100 protesters who gathered Tuesday outside the gubernatorial mansion of Gov. Spencer Cox, a Republican, to sound off on the issue."It's just really in [...] ]]></description><content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="paragraph">On Tuesday, I protested at the governor's mansion against the warehouse that ICE just purchased behind the state's back. KSL interviewed me, and I even got first mention in <a href="https://www.ksl.com/article/51467406/salt-lake-immigrant-detention-facility-plans-spark-protest-call-for-more-information" target="_blank">the article</a>, but I'm not crazy about how I was quoted.</div>  <blockquote style="text-align:justify;">I don't think it's likely to sway the governor, but we at least have to try," said Christopher Nicholson, one of around 100 protesters who gathered Tuesday outside the gubernatorial mansion of Gov. Spencer Cox, a Republican, to sound off on the issue.<br /><br />"It's just really inhumane. I don't want another one to open in Salt Lake City," he said.</blockquote>  <div class="paragraph">This gives me some insight into how the news makes quotes. I didn't volunteer that bit about the governor; the reporter <em>asked me</em> if I thought it was likely to sway him, and I had to think about it for a moment, and I said probably not. The likelihood of success simply hadn't factored into my decision to speak out for what's right. I'm disappointed that he left out the part where I said ICE detentions are basically concentration camps and listed specific examples of the inhumane conditions - bad food, inadequate medical care, inadequate sleep. I feel like trimming that down to "It's just really inhumane" makes me look kind of dumb. I also said that the governor, the legislature, the LDS Church, and anyone else with a voice should speak out against this (even though I know they won't), and I also said that I wasn't advocating for open borders and lawlessness, but that the current anti-immigration push is less about legitimate security concerns than about making people afraid so they'll keep supporting Trump and others like him. I get that it was standard practice for the reporter not to use everything I said, but he cut all that and went with "I don't want another one to open in Salt Lake City" - the most basic, self-evident part? Really? (I did say words to that effect when he asked why I was there, but still.)<br /><br /><span style="color:rgb(213, 213, 213)">That evening, I continued my activism in a much less sexy way. The last caucus I went to was the Republican caucus in Logan, Utah in 2016, where most of the conversation revolved around stopping Trump from becoming the nominee. I don't remember anyone asking if anyone liked Trump; they just got down to the business of stopping him. If I recall correctly, we came to a consensus to nominate Ted Cruz instead. Though I'm not unafilliated and didn't want to go because I knew it would be boring, this week I went to the Democrat caucus, which once again had the agenda of stopping Trump. The urgency of our situation and the existence, despite the legislature pulling out all the stops to stop it, of a district that will actually represent us motivated a much bigger Democrat turnout than usual in this area. Still, only one other person from my precinct showed up, so now I'm stuck being the vice chair. I was really glad that he wanted to be the chair. He's well-spoken and very passionate about the Rio Grande plan, which has something to do with moving and/or restoring train tracks in the city for a better use of space and a massive economic boost. He explained it, but it went over my head.</span><br /><br />The next day, I protested at the ICE warehouse with hundreds of other pissed-off people. The organizers asked us to disperse and go home when things got dicey, but no matter what the news says or who got arrested, I only saw ICE agents throwing rocks at their own windows. I could tell by their masks.<br /><br />On Friday, I protested at the ICE center in West Valley, as usual. I enjoyed hanging out with my friend's kids, but nothing much happened there. The employees go home early on Fridays because of us.<br /><br />On Saturday, Nick Shirley, the little shit who started the lies about Somalian daycare center owners committing fraud in Minnesota because conservatives don't understand that it's normal for daycares to lock their doors and not let in random creepy men with cameras, charged idiots an obscene amount of money to have dinner with him at a measles hotspot, the aquarium in Draper. I didn't feel like making the trip for that protest. I stayed home, earned some money, and didn't feel guilty about practicing self-care and having balance.<br /><br />This afternoon, I went to a singing resistance event at the First Baptist Church. There are several progressive clergy members in this city doing what the LDS Church should be doing on a much larger scale but won't because it has no balls. They sang at the warehouse, too. Despite all the problems with Christianity's truth claims, I think Jesus is a great symbol, and these people are using him the way he should be used. I wish their churches all power and success. The sense of community was great, and experiencing joy was, in itself, a powerful act of protest against a fascist regime that wants us frightened and discouraged, and that's what life is really about regardless of beliefs. They're going to try to get everyone to sing with them at No Kings this weekend, which of course I will be at and strongly encourage everyone in the country to be at. It's going to be a very bad weekend for the orange taint.</div>]]></content:encoded></item></channel></rss>