I recently watched "The Princess Bride" for the first time in maybe almost a decade, and finally noticed how useless Buttercup is. If I were getting mauled by a Rodent of Unusual Size and all my "true love" could think of to do was watch from a considerable distance away, I would let Humperdink marry her. They would deserve each other.
This post was published prematurely as a test because I'm having issues with it. Now I can't delete the bleeping thing. Sorry about that.
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About the Author
C. Randall Nicholson is a white cisgender Christian male, so you can hate him without guilt, but he's also autistic and asexual, so you can't, unless you're an anti-vaxxer, in which case the feeling is mutual. This blog is where he periodically rants about life, the universe, and/or everything.