I am very tired. I am very busy. I do not feel like writing this. I do not feel like I can write it well. Last night I went on a date for the first time in nearly two years and it didn't suck at all but I don't feel like I can do justice at this time to the oh-so-fascinating story. Maybe next week. So for the time being here's a different story, told mostly in pictures.
So... despite what the judge has said... it's not actually three prison terms of up to five years each.
It's one prison term of up to five years.
Holy ever-loving crap, people are stupid.
But I guess the actual minutiae of the sentence is irrelevant since he'll be out in three months for good behavior, right?
Porky Pig's Feat
Here's another of my favorite cartoons. In my opinion it has possibly the greatest ending of any cartoon ever.
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C. Randall Nicholson is a white cisgender male and a Latter-day Saint, so you can hate him without guilt, but he's also autistic, so you can't. Unless you're an anti-vaxxer, in which case the feeling is mutual. This blog is where he periodically rants about life, the universe, and/or everything.