With apologies to both of my loyal fans, due to various immensely frustrating circumstances beyond my control, I am unable to complete the post that was planned for this weekend. However, I made a goal years ago to post something every week, even if it's crap, and I'm not ready to give up on that now. So I will just say a couple of things today.
1. CenturyLink should be embarrassed to charge money for their spectacularly awful wi-fi. Sometimes, like today, it makes me think nostalgically of the dial-up service I had as a child. I would have switched companies long ago if the service here were in my name. Where are you, Google Fiber? Why have you forsaken us here in Logan?
2. In 2008, the renowned prophetess Sheryl Crow made a very detailed prediction for the summer of 2017. Since it hasn't happened yet, I'm assuming that it will in the next couple days and that it will be entirely Donald Drumpf's fault. Such exciting times we live in.
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C. Randall Nicholson is a white cisgender Christian male, so you can hate him without guilt, but he's also autistic and asexual, so you can't, unless you're an anti-vaxxer, in which case the feeling is mutual. This blog is where he periodically rants about life, the universe, and/or everything.