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Praise for "Space Girls"
"Dark, violent and cynical, but in a fun, lighthearted way." - Anonymous (not the author)
"This right-wing nut job has churned out a racist, sexist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted piece of garbage. You'd have to be some kind of Jew to find it appealing." - New York Times Book Review
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it." - Groucho Marx, actor
"I predict the author will find great financial success with this work of literature. No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken, journalist
"Okay, okay, maybe this one really is a better love story than Twilight." - Stephanie Meyer, author of the "Twilight" saga
"C. Randall Nicholson’s new book, 'Space Girls', has brought the word 'bad' to new levels of badness. Bad characterization. Bad plot devices. Bad everything. This bad book just oozed rottenness from every bad scene… Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness. Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good.” - Bloom Picayune Book Review
"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like. Granted, it was a heck of a lot better than the last play I went to." - Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President
"You're so vain. I bet you think this review is about you, don't you, don't you?" - Carly Simon, musician
"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly impress me?" - Adhemar, former jousting champion
"This book - and it's a really great book, it really is. The words, make no mistake, we've got the best people and they all say the words are absolutely top-notch. The other people wish they were reading these words because, you know, I know words. I read. I'm a reader. You can rely on these words because they're great words. They're impressive." - Donald Trump, businessman, U.S. President, and all-around nice guy
"Once in a lifetime, there comes a book which changes the whole history of the written word, a book so stunning in its effects, so vast in its impact, that it profoundly affects the lives of all who read it. Then there are more run-of-the-mill books like this one." - Terry Gilliam, comedian
"Give me a fifty cent discount on my copy, and I'll consider your debt settled." - purple-haired girl from Michael Ballam’s Fall 2011 Creative Arts course at Utah State University
"I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Interesting allegorical devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the author's compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the page structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into... into... into whatever it was the book was about!" - Douglas Adams, author of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” series
"I told the brethren that 'Space Girls' was the most uninspiring of any book on earth, and the epitome of drivel, and a man would get nearer to a coma by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book." - Joseph Smith, prophet, seer, and revelator
"Mr. Nicholson, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent tome were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having purchased it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Max Anderson, high school principal
"We apologize to the world for our evident failure to adequately treat the patient's mental and emotional difficulties, especially in light of the consequences which said failure has now wrought. We all intend to resign immediately." - open letter from the author’s psychologists
"The page 'Space girls' does not exist. You can ask for it to be created, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered." - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"This right-wing nut job has churned out a racist, sexist, homophobic, and otherwise bigoted piece of garbage. You'd have to be some kind of Jew to find it appealing." - New York Times Book Review
"From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it." - Groucho Marx, actor
"I predict the author will find great financial success with this work of literature. No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." - H. L. Mencken, journalist
"Okay, okay, maybe this one really is a better love story than Twilight." - Stephanie Meyer, author of the "Twilight" saga
"C. Randall Nicholson’s new book, 'Space Girls', has brought the word 'bad' to new levels of badness. Bad characterization. Bad plot devices. Bad everything. This bad book just oozed rottenness from every bad scene… Simply bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness. Well, maybe not that bad, but lord, it wasn't good.” - Bloom Picayune Book Review
"People who like this sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like. Granted, it was a heck of a lot better than the last play I went to." - Abraham Lincoln, former U.S. President
"You're so vain. I bet you think this review is about you, don't you, don't you?" - Carly Simon, musician
"You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting. In what world could you possibly impress me?" - Adhemar, former jousting champion
"This book - and it's a really great book, it really is. The words, make no mistake, we've got the best people and they all say the words are absolutely top-notch. The other people wish they were reading these words because, you know, I know words. I read. I'm a reader. You can rely on these words because they're great words. They're impressive." - Donald Trump, businessman, U.S. President, and all-around nice guy
"Once in a lifetime, there comes a book which changes the whole history of the written word, a book so stunning in its effects, so vast in its impact, that it profoundly affects the lives of all who read it. Then there are more run-of-the-mill books like this one." - Terry Gilliam, comedian
"Give me a fifty cent discount on my copy, and I'll consider your debt settled." - purple-haired girl from Michael Ballam’s Fall 2011 Creative Arts course at Utah State University
"I thought that some of the metaphysical imagery was really particularly effective. Interesting allegorical devices too, which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the author's compassionate soul, which contrives through the medium of the page structure to sublimate this, transcend that, and come to terms with the fundamental dichotomies of the other, and one is left with a profound and vivid insight into... into... into whatever it was the book was about!" - Douglas Adams, author of “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” series
"I told the brethren that 'Space Girls' was the most uninspiring of any book on earth, and the epitome of drivel, and a man would get nearer to a coma by abiding by its precepts, than by any other book." - Joseph Smith, prophet, seer, and revelator
"Mr. Nicholson, what you've just written is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent tome were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having purchased it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul." - Max Anderson, high school principal
"We apologize to the world for our evident failure to adequately treat the patient's mental and emotional difficulties, especially in light of the consequences which said failure has now wrought. We all intend to resign immediately." - open letter from the author’s psychologists
"The page 'Space girls' does not exist. You can ask for it to be created, but consider checking the search results below to see whether the topic is already covered." - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
