On the Upcoming 2024 US Presidential Election

My sleep has been even worse than usual for the last two weeks. I don't know why, but I suspect it may be due to stress over the election. I've had two dreams about the election that I woke up from in the middle of the night. In one, I watched Harris winning in a landslide, and then Trump was right there in front of me. I wanted to punch him in the face, but I didn't want to get shot by the Secret Service, so I laughed at him instead. He just gave me this blank, empty look, and I laughed harder and mocked "the look on its face." I was so effing depressed when I woke up.

I do think Harris will win in a landslide, though. I think the polls, which have been wildly wrong before, are overrepresenting Trump's support because they're skewed toward old people who answer phone calls from unknown numbers. I don't answer phone calls from unknown numbers. I wait for them to leave a voicemail. I think women will carry Harris over the top because they're so pissed about losing their bodily autonomy. Abortion rights have won every time they've been on state ballots since then. Historian Allan Lichtman has used his "13 keys" model to successfully predict the outcome of every presidential election since 1984, except for 2000, and that's only because the Supreme Court intervened and threw out a bunch of Black Floridian votes for Al Gore, and he says Harris will win. If and when Harris wins, of course, Americans are still in for a rough time because Trump will throw another temper tantrum and spew a bunch more lies, and his supporters will get violent again like the angry zombies they are. I hope the Capitol police are prepared to use lethal force this time.

I'm sure Trump will win Utah because the values I was taught in Mormonism don't actually mean anything to most Mormons, but even here in Midvale, I've seen more Harris signs than Trump signs if I don't count this one psychopath who's made hating Biden his entire personality. Let's see, we have "I could shit a better president than Joe Biden," "Joe and the hoe [sic] gotta go," "Biden Harris" being shat on by a dog, "Even my dog hates Biden," and then I can't see what the flag under the American flag says, but it's anti-Biden, and he also has more anti-Biden signs on his driveway gate that didn't make it into the picture because it was open.

The little white signs are about how he'll kill you if you trespass on his property. And sure, I support property rights and all, but it's so obvious that he, like most Trump supporters, is just yearning for an excuse to be violent. He probably has wet dreams about shooting home intruders. These are not healthy people. I walked past his house in my "White Dudes for Harris" cap yesterday and felt very brave. I fully expect him to do some kind of domestic terrorism if and when his orange god loses.

If Trump doesn't lose, though... I don't know how I'll find any more will to live. It will be a disaster of legendary proportions not only for this country but for every country that isn't already ruled by dictators. It will set back social and environmental progress by at least half a century. I don't know if I'll have the strength to keep fighting anymore. I don't want to spend one day in the theocratic shithole that right-wing Christians are desperately trying to create with Trump's help. Hence my stress. I would be so satisfied with my life if this... former president would just have a fatal heart attack already. I never, ever, ever, ever want to hear his voice again. Did you get my joke? I paused and said "former president," which is the same thing Harris did during the debate when she clearly wanted to say "motherfucker," and it was priceless. Anyway, don't forget to vote, unless you're voting for Trump.