FCC = Fascist Censorship Committee

Following the outline of Project 2025, which was publicly available for anyone to read before the election, the orange taint's FCC is well underway illegally censoring media that hurts his feelings, which is one of the first steps that dictatorships have taken around the world and throughout history. I hope my family members who voted for him because they wanted small government are satisfied. The part that pisses me off the most is that Disney is richer than God and could easily have stood up to him and won all the way to the Supreme Court, but it chose to suck him off instead. Unfortunately, I can't join the throngs canceling their Disney+ subscriptions because I share mine with two other people, and we already paid for a year less than a year ago. I'm too tired to say anything else about it. I'm too tired to muster up an appropriate rant about how unacceptable and dire this is just so it can continue to fall on the deaf ears of people going on with their lives as if everything were fine. So instead, here are the other late-night comedians' responses to Jimmy Kimmel's firing.

Jimmy Fallon (not Kimmel)

Seth Meyers

Stephen Colbert

Jon Stewart

Since I'm not beholden to the FCC, let me be perfectly clear: fuck Donald Trump, fuck Brendan Carr, and fuck each and every piece of shit in this administration. Since I don't wish to further inflame the political divide, though, I won't say fuck each and every dumbass who voted for all this bullshit that they said they would do and are now doing.