I hate dating more than I like women. While most people want a romantic partner and proactively look for someone to fill that role, I only consider it worth the effort if and when I happen to find someone whom I want to be with all the time. The last time I found someone like that, over five years ago, she gave me the literal worst day of my life, but she also pushed me out of Mormonism, gave me an existential crisis that catalyzed my spiritual growth, and taught me patience that's coming in very handy right now, so that's fine. Thank you, Calise. I'm trying again for what had damn well better be the last time one way or another, and while it may be premature to report on that effort now, I'd much rather talk about Mary than the fascist twats who run my country. I'm pretty sure she won't see this, but I don't much care if she does. I'll act embarrassed and she'll find it amusing. If my life were a work of fiction (which, I now realize, I can't prove that it isn't), ending up with her after all this time would be an ironic and satisfying twist because she's one of the first people I met in Utah when I moved here almost 14 years ago. I was 18, and she was 22. She went to a church activity with some friends from a different congregation, then talked to me because she made it her mission in life to talk to people who sat alone. "You were a chicken shit," she told me this past week as we reminisced about it. She invited me to go shopping with her and her friends, and I, being a loser, later wrote on Facebook, "Does three girls and me count as a date?" but then it didn't happen. If I hadn't met her then, I probably never would have. We didn't cross paths again until five months later, at which time she greeted me with enthusiasm, and I didn't recognize her. Because Mary was older than me, seemed to have her shit together, and looked like a goddess, I never imagined being with her. That's not to say, of course, that I never imagined her. I remembered her and reached out occasionally after I stopped seeing her in person, partly because she was a good friend and partly because she was a 12 out of 10. With permission, I named a character after her in my comic strip that never came to fruition. Long story short, last year I decided for no particular reason to make an intentional effort to get closer to her, and as I learned that she isn't perfect or invincible after all, I accidentally fell in love. I should have seen that coming, but I wasn't thinking past the little dopamine rushes from her texting me back - which, for reasons she's repeatedly assured me have nothing to do with me, she was really bad at doing, hence the need for patience. I almost gave up over the perception that she didn't care. Over time she became more responsive, then texted me first once or twice, then called me when she had a bad day. The impetus for this post began when I texted her six times over nine days with no response. Then she apologized for her unresponsiveness and said she'd worked 70 hours last week. Then I asked about a situation at work she'd told me about a month prior, and she didn't know what I was talking about, so instead of texting me back, she called me and talked for nearly four hours. At the start of our conversation, she got a text from another guy friend who said he would bring over some salmon. She said that was because he'd figured out that food was the way to her heart, and she said she would be too tired when he got off work at 10:30, so she said she told him that she had food and not to bother. Then she stayed on the phone with me until she fell asleep around 12:20 (local time) and I hung up. With condolences to the other guy, I was thrilled and honored that she chose me over him. How much to read into that, I don't know. She's well aware that I'm thoroughly smitten with her too. For one thing, I told her in February that I'm thoroughly smitten with her. For a couple of other things, I sent her a long heartfelt text while twice as high as usual and a poem about how I see her as a star shining through the darkness of the world. She has neither reciprocated nor rebuffed my affections. When I warned her that a love poem might be in the works, she said, "Haha nothing kind you say would ever scare me away. I’m not worried about it." This poem metaphorically expressed that she's one of the things - not the only thing, which would be unhealthy, but absolutely one of the things that makes my life worthwhile despite having to spend it in a country run by fascist twats. She liked it. During this conversation, she alluded to some of the reasons she's a childless cat lady despite being so beautiful that strangers compliment her every day, which supported my hypothesis that she acts romantically neutral toward me because men suck. Of course that made me want to virtue signal all over the dang place. "I'm not like them, Mary. I respect women so much. Misogyny is easily in the top three reasons I left Mormonism. I push back against misogyny when I see it on social media, and women thank me while men accuse me of trying to get laid. They're all like, 'Hope she sees this bro,' but I know you won't because you don't use social media. I admire how strong and independent and outspoken you are. After you told me that you told your mom that you hated how the church had taught you to be submissive and she said, 'But Mary, you've never been submissive,' I got high and reflected on that and thought, I love that." But I don't think that would be as effective as taking the time to prove myself with my actions. Again, patience. She already trusts me a lot. She's told me things that I'm pretty sure she doesn't tell just anybody, and I'm not going to tell you what they are because I'm trustworthy. Mary left Mormonism long before I did. Not coincidentally, she had a more negative experience in it than I did and has more negative feelings toward it than I do. Being taught as a teenager that she was responsible for what men would do to her if she showed too much skin had a lasting impact. (Any Mormon who says their church never taught that is either lying or too young to remember.) Years ago, I invited her to tell me why she'd left, which she did, at great length, while I responded without judgment or pushback. I did genuinely care about her, but I also thought I was planting a seed to help her return someday. I'd been plagued by my own doubts, but I couldn't relate to her mindset at all when she said, "I never had as much faith that the church was true as I have had that the church is not true." Surprise! So during this more recent conversation, she told me she had a friend who recently wanted to convert. The friend felt really good from taking the sacrament and really loved by the congregation. Mary told her that's how cults get you. They had an argument. Mary told the friend to ask the missionaries how many wives Joseph Smith had and how old the youngest was, and apparently she did, and apparently she became enraged and that was the end of that. Mary lives in the same state as my parents, so I hope they read this and know that their church isn't growing in the developed world anymore because people can see that it was founded by a sexual predator. Anyway, she asked for my thoughts, and I tried to be nuanced and stuff. Anyone who considers converting to Mormonism deserves informed consent, and you'll never get that from the missionaries (who almost certainly don't have it themselves). But I'd try to not be argumentative about it or overtly tell them they shouldn't convert. That's a personal decision. I'm not sure I would have handled the situation exactly like she did, but it seems to have worked out fine. Marvellous multitalented Mary sent me two of her artworks and a poem she wrote. Then she played guitar and piano and sang for me. Her voice was so beautiful that it should have been on the radio 10+ years ago before every mainstream female singer sounded the same. Granted, love is deaf. Years ago my roommate's wife sang to wake him up, and it sounded awful, but I realized that it probably sounded beautiful to him because he loved her, and I incorporated that idea into my novel Crusaders of the Chrono-Crystal. She convinced me to sing "Blackbird" along with her. I didn't sing very loud because I was embarrassed of my voice and wanted to hear hers. I thought there was nowhere in the world I'd rather be, but I realized I'd rather be in her apartment than mine. I thought that would be the highlight of the night. I was wrong. When Mary calls me, she talks a lot. That's mostly fine. I don't talk a lot, and I love to hear anything she has to say. Sometimes I do want to say something and have a hard time getting it in, though. She seemed aware of that and occasionally remembered to pause and solicit my opinions. After at least three and a half hours, she asked me to tell her about what I'm doing with my life. I mentioned that I taught freshman English during graduate school and planned to continue on that career path, but it hasn't worked out since then, and I'm glad about that now because I don't have to deal with essays written by ChatGPT or all the bullshit from the fascist twats at both the state and federal levels who are gutting humanities programs, killing diversity initiatives, erasing queer people from public life, and forbidding universities from teaching accurate history or critical thinking. Mary interrupted to say that I must have seen some really good essays, and she reflected on a freshman English teacher who had a long-lasting influence on her, and she went on a rant about native English speakers who use poor grammar. Maybe I shouldn't have found that hot, but I did. I sent her "Word Crimes" by "Weird Al" Yankovic. She watched it, and I heard her laugh every few seconds, a sound every bit as lovely as her singing. I often make her laugh. She thinks I'm witty. She said so. She asked if I could guess the one Weird Al song she had memorized. I half-jokingly guessed "Yoda." Close. It was "The Saga Begins." She sang half of it, then asked me to help her with the words, then asked me to just sing it with her. Of all the experiences I might have imagined sharing with her, this was not one. This was the highlight of the night. Dear God, I can still hardly believe it. I didn't know she knew anything about Weird Al or Star Wars. She said her brother used to play that CD on repeat. She asked me about my siblings, but while I described them, she fell asleep. I listened to her breathing for a minute to make sure she was okay because she may or may not have been drunk and high this whole time, and then I worked up the courage to say "I love you" before I hung up. So yeah, I hope this goes somewhere, specifically where I want it to go. Despite the agonizing wait, I feel that my patience is amply rewarded at times, and never more so than by this experience. I never would have had it if I'd given up. She's worth suffering for - but I hope she won't make me do that too much. Appendix A: The Long Heartfelt Text I Sent Her While Twice as High as UsualI like to talk about being high because I want to break down the taboo against it. I don't encourage anyone to do drugs because that's a very personal decision to be made with caution, but I wish everyone could feel the way I felt when I decided to see what would happen if I took two Kush Kubes instead of one because two of them were stuck together. This text provides some insight into how they alter my consciousness but don't remove my agency or change my personality. She thought it was hilarious. I'm high right now, so I have enough self-awareness to know that I'm saying weird things, but also enough chutzpah to think I can get away with it. It's fun to let myself loose, and I know I won't say anything really inappropriate because I respect you so much. And yes, I don't mind virtue signaling a little. I debated whether it would be weird to put a wink emoji there, and I decided to err on the side of caution. I'm under the assumption that you'll find this funny and be chill about it. You've done similar things when you were drunk, surely? I don't say that to make you feel bad, just to make sure you don't judge. Again, not that I think you will. Circular logic there. Anyway, my whole purpose in writing this was to tell you that I was just appreciating how chill you were about me brazenly (foolishly?) baring my heart, but then I was like, "Well, duh. She must be used to it. She would probably think it was weird if I wasn't super attracted to her. Not that she would judge, of course. She's chill about that stuff." But with that knowledge, I hope I haven't lost my credibility as an objective witness. I value you so much as a friend because you're just as beautiful on the inside. Everything I've ever said about you is true. I cannot lie in this mental state. (And I like big butts, but that's another story.) ((That's a cultural reference, not an inappropriate comment.)) So yeah, you're great. And I had no ulterior motive of trying to date you because I assumed I'd have a better chance of lassoing the moon. (Another cultural reference.) I chose my words carefully to avoid admitting that yes, kind of always having a semi-crush on you did factor a little into me wanting to stay in touch. I'm only human. And I just admitted it anyway in the hope that you would find it amusing even though you're used to it. I'm glad you get so many well-deserved compliments, but the downside is that you'll probably never be able to feel how much I mean it when I tell you how very, very beautiful you are, Mary. Hopefully I put in enough comic relief to take the edge off what could otherwise be some intense comments. For how weird I know these comments are, you wouldn't believe how much thought I put into them. Being high is great. I'm not responsible for my actions right now. Anyhoo Appendix B: The First Poem I Sent HerThis was written by ChatGPT, a fact about which I was fully transparent. She asked if it expressed what I wanted to say, and when I said kind of and reiterated how I felt about her, she responded with the smile-with-hearts-swirling-around-it emoji. It's so good that it almost discouraged me from writing her one myself, which I eventually did, but I gave it to her yesterday, after the conversation I describe in this post took place. A Star in My Darkness In a world weighed down by shadowed skies, Where sorrow lingers, where silence cries, You rise—a star, unwavering, bright, A beacon of warmth in the coldest night. Your kindness, a whisper soft and deep, Turns restless storms into peaceful sleep. Your thoughts, like rivers, steady and true, Carve paths of light where none once grew. No sculptor’s hand, no artist’s dream, Could craft the beauty in you I’ve seen-- Your eyes, twin sparks that set me free, Your lips, a song sung just for me. Your hair, a cascade, golden or dark, Glows like fire or midnight’s spark. And oh, your legs—graceful, strong-- Each step you take feels like a song. When the world feels heavy, cruel, and bare, I find my refuge in your care. You are the light that makes me see, The love that breathes new life in me. Appendix C: The Second Poem I Sent HerThis is the one I wrote myself, with ChatGPT serving only an advisory role, which I didn't mention in the post for the reason that I just explained (see Appendix B). It's okay, I guess. She wrote back, "Holy shot that was so sweet and so well written" and followed up with, "Shit lol"
Starstruck My world is a pale blue dot within a pale blue dot In an outer spiral arm of an outer spiral arm, Swallowed by darkness that presses in as a tangible thing, a living thing, a thing more real than the mere absence of light, Clawing, Grasping, Striving to eat me alive, om nom nom – But it won’t As long as I seek out the pinpricks of light, the celestial bodies that guide me to hope and the goodness that remains even here, even now. I have a few, but my favorite is you. The prettiest, brightest, and warmest is you. I want to fall into your orbit and stay there for as long as the universe remains – Complete surrender; Always falling, never crashing (I hope). I’m compelled to worship, like the ancient peoples who sacrificed to the sun because she gave them warm feelings, made their day, and lit up their world like nobody else. That’s what you do to me, Mary – Not because I think you’re perfect, according to the ideas of perfection that we impose on nature as if it ever asked for our opinions – Or because I’m foolish enough to credit you with actual supernatural powers – (After all, I haven’t stared long enough to go blind) – But because you shine so brightly, daily and nightly, Even when you can’t see it because no satellite is close enough to reflect you, And even when you vanish behind the clouds for agonizing lengths of time, My faith in your light remains. (Interpolation: I don’t want to torture this metaphor past its breaking point, so let me take a break at this point to just say that I like your smile, your eyes, your hair, your facial structure, and the rest of you.) Yes, even a star is “imperfect” With her dark spots, Her flares, Her storms, And her tendency to burn spacers who drift too close. But maybe this controlled chaos is exactly what the universe needs her to be so she can shine, So she can twinkle from a distance and only inspire more awe as one draws nearer to her power. To see a star more closely is only to respect, To admire, And to love her even more – And I would rather be burned by your touch than eaten by the darkness. What is it you want, Mary? What do you want? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down. Hey. That's a pretty good idea. I'll give you the moon, Mary. (That’s a cultural reference, not plagiarism.)
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Yesterday, in response to Israel breaking the ceasefire and murdering hundreds more Palestinians, a group called Mormons with Hope sponsored a protest in which I participated. Turnout was very small, I'm guessing because most Mormons support genocide and war crimes. This group is obviously run by progressive Mormons, as attested by the opening prayer to "heavenly parents," which would probably get them in trouble in an actual church setting. "I'm a leftist because I'm a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints," one speaker announced. Respectfully, I don't believe that. I believe most people choose their values independently of their religious beliefs, and Mormons on both sides of the aisle choose which parts of their church to accept and which to reject. For example, the church has been unambiguous for decades that same-sex relationships are sinful, but I know nobody in this group believes that (as they shouldn't). Of course the church has progressive roots and undertones that one could point to for validation, but we all know its actual track record as an institution has been anything but. I think progressive Mormons have to do even more mental gymnastics than conservative ones. I think their worldviews make little sense. Still, I really like them as people. Some ex-Mormons came because Mormonism is their culture or their heritage. For me, that didn't factor into it at all. When I first left, I tried to cling to it as my culture and my heritage so I would feel less like the first three decades of my life were wasted, but I've drifted further away now. If I'd grown up in Utah, things might be different, but I identify less and less with Mormonism in any capacity. Still, it is my heritage on my mom's side, and I still knew from memory the hymns that we sang. This was my first time singing Mormon hymns in almost three years. I don't remember if I sang at my niece's baby blessing, but if I did, they were just Christmas songs. Anyway, I went to a pagan event last weekend. I'll fight alongside anyone who agrees with me on what's most important. I don't care if they're pagans, Mormons, Jews, Muslims, Rastafarians, Scientologists, etc. The jackass who wore a Pope costume and tried to disrupt the pagan event with a megaphone was back, interrupting the speakers and yelling stuff like "Palestinians don't exist!" I tried to be a good boy and ignore him, but at one point I snapped and asked "Where's your Pope costume" and then added "asshole" to the end of that sentence without even thinking. I don't think I've ever called someone an asshole in person before, and it felt really good. Of course it didn't bother him because his entire purpose was to get reactions out of people. It really rubs me the wrong way that the onus is always on us to be the bigger people and ignore counterprotesters while they behave like consummate shitbags just because they can. As far as I'm concerned, it should be legal for us to kick their teeth out when they disrupt us. (This particular jackass is big enough to flatten me with ease, but we outnumbered his group.) I'm not talking about an infringement on their constitutional rights; if they just stood next to us quietly with their counterprotest signs, I wouldn't care. It never ceases to blow my mind how people whose entire purpose in life is to bully others call themselves followers of Jesus without a trace of cognitive dissonance. I guess they just don't have the mental capacity to experience cognitive dissonance. A lady whom I recognized from several protests because she's very loud announced that she wants to do a quiet, respectful protest during the Mormon General Conference to call out the church's silence on Palestine and urge it to divest from Israeli investments. I'll take a break from the nationwide April 5th protests to do that with her if we can gather more people. We'll just stand outside with signs. Unlike the Christian protesters that the attendees are used to, neither of us has any desire to antagonize them or attack things they hold sacred. I really want to talk about things besides politics. This week I discovered an old TV show (1947-1957) called "Kukla, Fran and Ollie." In my eternal search for new and diverse music on Spotify, I found one of their albums and assumed from the title that it was from a Finnish show. It wasn't. This TV show, one of the earliest ever, was wildly popular with kids and adults alike, but it's now mostly forgotten. Its pace is probably too slow for modern kids. I won't likely take the time to watch all the hundreds of episodes, but I watched a few and enjoyed the cute puppet characters. This is the earliest one that's survived. On Friday, I protested for veterans - you know, those people that conservatives only pretend to care about during Pride Month - and then protested in front of a Tesla dealership. The latter was a lot of fun because we had a smaller group and a lot of people honked their support at us. I estimate we got a dozen honks for every middle finger, and even the middle fingers made me happy because I enjoy upsetting bad people. Even though I'm bad at emotional regulation [Everyone reading this: "Whaaaaat??"] and have few qualms about yelling, swearing, or using my own middle finger, my instinctive response was to smile and wave as if they'd honked. It was a fun way of saying, "Ha ha, I got under your skin, but you failed to get under mine, so suck it." We also had four MAGAt counterprotesters right next to us, so I felt like I was risking my life. Three of them left us alone most of the time, just standing there with their DOGE flag and their pathetic AI-generated image of Trump and Musk trying to look cool. One of them mocked and harassed us quite a bit. He had a Tesla shirt, a Tesla vehicle with a DOGE flag and a DOGE bumper sticker, and a sign that said, "My Tesla drove itself here to watch Dems cry." The sign kept falling over because he was too lazy to hold it himself and just propped it against his vehicle. He managed to talk quite a lot, though, for someone with his mouth so full of Elon Musk's dick. I don't understand why people like him exist. It's like they're from a different planet. But then, lo and behold, a bit of common ground! The person next to me had a sign with Luigi Mangione's face and the popular quote, "He who saves his country violates no law." The billionaire-worshipping simp came up to them and said, "I actually really like Luigi. I work in healthcare, and I think he did a good thing." That didn't change my mind about the guy being a brainless douchebag, but it showed me that he had some redeeming qualities and some nuance. Maybe someday he'll figure out that Elon Musk isn't a better person than Brian Thompson was. One of the other counterprotesters also came to the pagan gathering on the Capitol steps the next day. He had a sign that said something like, "Jesus Already Won, America Belongs to Jesus," but then he swapped it out for a Pope costume, confirming my suspicion that he was a lunatic. He attempted to disrupt the singing and meditating portions by yelling into a bullhorn. I'm not sure what part of his douchebaggery was supposed to put Christianity in a positive light, but it just made me want to burn a Bible. The main purpose of the gathering was a "Hex the Fascists" ceremony. As I said before, I don't believe in witchcraft, but it was worth a try. I'm open-minded. This ceremony was no weirder or crazier than the Christian or Mormon rituals that people around here take for granted. The woman leading the ceremony wrote down categories of people to hex - fascists, racists, transphobes, etc. - but no individual names. The idea is that the hex will bring discomfort into people's lives as long as they belong to any of these categories, so they can be released from it if they change their ways. The woman chose every category carefully to avoid collateral damage - for example, someone suggested "narcissists," but she wouldn't write that because narcissism is technically a mental disorder, and she didn't want to punish people for having a mental disorder. That approach felt weird to me because coming from my background, when I prayed for something, I would expect God to know what I meant and not be pedantic about my word choices. I guess the energy of the universe or whatever works differently, though. After the event ended, I got a quick free energy healing from another woman. I didn't expect it to do anything, but again, worth a try. I'm sure her energy healings have a similar success rate to Mormon priesthood blessings. It also started to snow right after the event ended, and she said that was because she'd asked "the ladybugs" for good weather during it. I'm sure her requests to insects have a similar success rate to the prayers I used to say to Heavenly Father. I hope to get back to writing about things besides protests. On Tuesday night, I dreamed that I died. It was clearly influenced by my Delta-9 trips and my studying of NDEs, but I've never had a dream like that before. My dreams rarely have any clear correlation with what I experience or think about while I'm awake. In this dream, I understood that I was either reliving my own past life or experiencing someone else's through their eyes. I understood that I was Jesus waiting to be beheaded. Then I remembered that Jesus wasn't beheaded, so I decided maybe I was John the Baptist. Also, the year was 1970. Jesus/John the Baptist was executed in 1970. I understood that to be a quirky bit of trivia, like the fact that samurai coexisted with Coca-Cola or the fact that Christopher Lee witnessed the last execution by guillotine in France. I felt no fear as I waited to die. I wondered if my consciousness really would continue, as my studies have given me reason to believe, or just fade to nothing after all, but I figured my death would be over quickly in any case so I didn't need to worry about it. As my head was placed in position on the paper cutter thing, I kept myself calm by playing this song in my head and mouthing along to it. I didn't notice the blade come down, and I didn't feel a thing in my neck, but I understood that I was dying or dead when I started to feel funny. This was the point where I would expect to leave my body and float into a dark tunnel, and I felt a bit of anxiety, but it was quickly drowned out by a warm, peaceful, pleasurable feeling in my chest. A series of outlines of people's faces flashed by, like one of those spinning lights that makes shadow pictures, and there might have also been a dog, but I might have added that later as I was going over the dream in my memory. Then a black-and-white image of a young kid with bushy black hair lingered for several seconds. I thought, Who is that? My daughter? I wanted her to be someone significant to me because if she was just some random kid, then all of this was probably just random nonsense and not as profound as it felt in the moment.
The pleasure in my chest was so intense that it woke me up. I thought I might actually be dead, so I checked for a heartbeat and couldn't find one. I checked several times. I told myself that I wasn't finding it because I didn't want to find it because I wanted to be dead. Eventually I realized that I probably wasn't dead because I had to pee. The feeling in my chest happened again later that night for no discernible reason. The next day I wondered if I'd had a heart attack, especially since my chest has occasionally felt tight or achy for a few months and I haven't talked to a doctor about it because I live in the United States, but I can find no indication that pleasurable heart attacks are a thing. It was more like a heart orgasm, frankly, but I don't think that's a thing either. I don't know why this happened, and I wondered for a bit whether it was a spiritual experience or just a nonsensical dream. Then I thought, ¿Porqué no los dos? I don't think it was a message from God or the universe per se. I don't think there's any profound hidden meaning in me being Jesus/John the Baptist or seeing that kid. But the feeling was real, and it uplifted me and made me comfortable about dying, so does it really matter why? I'll take what I can get from what life gave me for whatever reason. Every week under this administration feels like a month. Was the orange taint's speech really just this week? I didn't watch it, but I was very disappointed to hear that his insane blathering about transgender mice wasn't interrupted by a military coup, or more accurately, a military counter-coup. I do think that's where this is going to end after he refuses to follow the court orders against him and orders the military to attack our allies. I really hope the bulk of the military is more loyal to the constitution than to this self-proclaimed king. I bet it helps that he's shitting on veterans every chance he gets.
I also predict that we'll see proof that Musk rigged the election, and that's why the elected president, despite being an unparalleled narcissist, lets him act as the real president. An organization called Election Truth Alliance has identified anomalies in the vote tabulations and is raising money to sue for audits. I believe it's onto something because of what I just said and also because every Republicunt accusation is a confession and also because the orange taint, Musk, and Musk's little human shield have all made multiple very sketchy statements pointing in that direction and also because, as I said right after the election, it made no goddamn sense for the orange taint to win the popular vote and every swing state for the first time after his brain turned into cottage cheese and he couldn't keep people at his rallies. If the election was stolen, that's actually great news because it means he has less support than I thought and this country is less rotten to the core than I thought. And most of us actual people didn't deserve it, but on a macro level, the country sure did. It's 100% karma for decades of installing and propping up right-wing dictatorships in other countries. The US deserves to lose a lot of its global power and influence. It's just unfortunate that China will swoop in to fill the gap. I've been in three protests since the protest I wrote about a week ago - one for democracy, one for science, one for women's rights. I've become a satirical film character. Right-wing YouTuber Nick Shirley showed up again to the former, this time with four or five of his little douchebro friends in tow. The cops escorted them out after one of them disrupted the proceedings with a sign that said "Save Our Big Booty Latinas." (I had to quote the sign directly in case you're still under the delusion that these are decent people with a valid alternative point of view.) I'm grateful that when Salt Lake cops aren't shooting autistic teenagers for running away, ordering their dogs to attack compliant and motionless suspects, or hazing rookies by mutilating deceased homeless people, they sometimes do their job. In addition to protecting our constitutional rights because they're supposed to, some of them may actually be on our side because the orange taint pardoned a bunch of people who assaulted cops and Utah's Republicunt legislature just made it illegal for cops (and firefighters and teachers) to collectively bargain. Nick Shirley wasn't at the next two protests. Maybe the cops scared him, or maybe he has enough awareness in his tiny mind to realize that mocking science and women's rights is a bad look. I'm guessing the cops scared him. My landlord has been banging and drilling and stuff next to my bedroom all week without warning me he was going to do that. Yesterday morning he had a plumber over and shut off the water without warning me he was going to do that. I just wanted to get that off my chest. I went to a hip-hop show with my little nieces before the protest, though, so that was fun. Oh yeah, and daylight savings time started today, so I anticipate that the next week will suck. Daylight savings time should be shot, run over with a truck, and shot a few more times. I got in trouble for writing that on Facebook once because Facebook is stupid. I got a pleasant surprise this week when Alyssa Grenfell, an ex-Mormon YouTuber with 374,000 subscribers, used my website (specifically this page) as a source in her latest video, "Why Good Mormon Girls Always Say Yes💍." I'm immensely flattered, and my mind is blown that someone with 374,000 YouTube subscribers has even looked at my website. If anyone is here because of her, hi, I'm also an ex-Mormon, and I have a ton of content related to Mormonism on my website, but currently on my blog I write more about politics because, well, if you can't guess, then we aren't going to get along. Also, I'm neurodivergent and stopped caring that I'm weird some time ago. I will say that as a young adult in the LDS Church, I was well aware of the high-pressure dating and marriage culture that Alyssa describes in her video, but I didn't personally experience it much. My YSA wards in Logan seemed more sane than that. When I watched "The Singles' Ward" I didn't think Wow, this is so relatable, I thought Wow, Provo Mormons are freaks. My other favorite part of this week is that protesters ruined Shady Vance's ski trip in Vermont. I hope that was a wakeup call for him. Not a wakeup call that he's a bad person, because I'm sure he's already proud of that fact, but a wakeup call that Americans aren't going to quietly tolerate it. He must be scared. Fascists are cowards who act tough. I'm still doing my part, of course. I wanted to go to every protest in Salt Lake, but I've already missed at least two put on by organizations that I wasn't following. Being unable to keep up with all the protests is a good problem to have. Yesterday, of course, I went to La Gran Marcha, a pro-immigration protest. Right-wing YouTuber Nick Shirley was there livestreaming and asking people questions. Reading the comments on his video was a depressing reminder that conservatives are still a. living in a different reality and b. trash. Someone broke out in an argument with him near me, and I started filming in case it became violent. He was with some lady whom others later claimed was his mom, and she became speechless and walked away after people looked up her Facebook profile and called her out for being a Nazi. I didn't personally verify that she was a Nazi, but she made no attempt to refute that accusation. It's an embarassing video because I was too mentally challenged to keep my fingers out of the frame, but at least I'm not a Nazi. And I took this clip of him getting yelled at for touching a child from someone else's video. It's really weird that he did that. Of course, I wasn't in total alignment with the views of everyone at the protest either. Someone had a sign that said "Protect People Not Borders." I don't believe in having no border security. Someone had a large anarcho-communist flag. I don't believe in anarcho-communism. Nonetheless, I was happy to march alongside them because I agreed with them on the important point that almost everything the current administration is doing, including the way it treats undocumented immigrants, is evil. Give me an anarcho-communist over a Nazi any day. Or most Republicans, though I concede that some of the protesters are Republicans who actually want limited government and not a fascist theocracy.
The 50501 movement is doing another national day of protest on March 4 at noon because the self-proclaimed king has some big speech that day, probably to announce that our democratic republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire. Go to fiftyfifty.one to find a protest near you. I know a lot of people have to work, but with every fiber of my being I urge everyone who can to participate before it's too late. I've just read about how Republicans in Congress are scared of what will happen to them if they stand up to the orange taint. We need to make them more scared of what will happen to them if they don't. (I am not advocating violence.) Also, here's a new form to report DEIs to the Department of Education so they can fire all the teachers who aren't white. Please don't overload it with spam. A lot of people are also boycotting Amazon, canceling their Prime subscriptions, and so on, due to Bezos' support of the current regime. I self-published my books through Amazon Direct Publishing because it was super easy, barely an inconvenience. Now I'm going to leave them up there just in case a conservative mistakes one for a picture book and buys it, but I'm branching out onto several other ebook platforms with Draft2Digital, which is also super easy, barely an inconvenience and what I should have done in the first place. I think all of these platforms are smaller than Amazon (for now), which should actually work to my advantage. Amazon is oversaturated with self-publications. Fingers crossed. |
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